Today I parked in the first spot to block morons

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
10/19/2016 at 10:56 • Filed to: None

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And everyone (except the dad that crossed through traffic with his two kids instead of using the crosswalks, I asked him to use them, please) behaved themselves. Kia Sorento lady wasn’t even around.

I parked far enough out to discourage any would-be skippers, and some parents even took the hint and parked next to me. No one skipped, no one cheated, no one nearly deaded. Not even !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! who got there well after the bell rung and whipped a quick u-turn.

Mission Completion.

For today.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Takuro Spirit
10/19/2016 at 11:30

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Perhaps the proper application of orange cones would help the situation. I wonder if the school has any.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Takuro Spirit
10/19/2016 at 11:36

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Nice work.

Kindie-dad here so I just started at the dropo off game.

Our school as a parents pull through side street, it gets busy- but so far no shenanigans. My hero is the guy dropping his kids off in his baywindow westy.. I just do what he does.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Takuro Spirit
10/19/2016 at 11:48

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The first time you posted about this I tried to find a clip from Daddy’s Home of Mark Wahlberg in his Mustang freaking out in the carpool lane, then doing a burnout and running over some cones. Unfortunately nobody has made this into a readily-available web video.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein
10/19/2016 at 12:11

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Dammit. Is it on Netflix?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > TheRealBicycleBuck
10/19/2016 at 12:13

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They’ve busted out a few for the crosswalk, and I asked for more to be placed in the parking lot for guidance but so far none have magically appeared.

I was thinking of asking the Public Works Dept. if they had any extra they could loan me/the school until mid-June.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein
10/19/2016 at 12:16

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Holy shit quality